Fun with Shine(y) ~ Jokes/One Liners

Today's Monday (I hate it so much...), and I don't feel like working in office. Its so boring to be cooped up in a cubicle with the AC working full blast, when the weather outside is so fabulous that it makes you wanna get on cruiser and "Feel Like God" while riding over open roads & the headphones scream of "Riders O' Storm" - Doors. Aaaah, my lungs are screaming for the fresh country air with a wimp of nicotine ....

Well, instead of wasting my time, I tried to create some jokes in the memory of the poor Shine(y) Ahuja and the poorer Bai/Maid who was working at his house when he got intoxicated and raped her. I dunno who's leg I'm trying to pull or whom I'm trying to make famous! :p New readers can visit the Old Story for a refresher on the whole issue. So here we go .... Let the fun begin ....

Q: Which disease does Shiney suffer from?
A: Bai-polar Disorder

Q: Which was Shiney's favourite subject in school?
A: Bai-ology and Bai-o-chemistry

Q: What does Shiney like to ride the most?
A: Bai-cycle or Motor-Bai-eeeeeek

Q: Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync?
A: Bai Bai Bai

Q: What is Shiney's fav bedroom line?
A: Ur a Good Bai. You be a Good Bai!

Q: What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A: He is Bai-Sexual

Q: Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A: 'Bai'chung Bhutia

Q: Which kind of aircrafts does Shiney love to ride?
A: Bai-planes

Q: What's Shiney Ahuja's favorite song?
A: Maid in India

Q: What kind of food does Shiney like?
A: Home Maid

Q: Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dogg?
A: To make rape music

Q: Shiney should now change his name to?
A: (Fade)y Ahuja

Q: What does Shiney use to see far away objects?
A: Bai-noculars

Q: Why doesn't Shiney escort guests outside?
A: He's afraid to say "Good Bai".

Q: Shiney's favourite hangout place?
A: Bai-culla

Q: Why does Shiney advocate use of paper rather than plastic?
A: Because its Bai-o-degradable

Q: Which is Shiney's favourite animal?
A: Bai-son

Q: When Shiney confronted the maid at the police station and asked why she complained what did she say ...?
A: Itne paisa main itnahi milega ... ;)

Rape "or" Consensual Sex ~ Shine(y) Truth

CURTAIN UP... ACT I

A maid cries "Rape"...
The guy cries "consensual" sex...
Then guy sobs, its "alcohol" and confesses...
Close associates cries "strained relation with wife"...
The wife of guy cries "framed"... He's a good husband and a father...
Media cries "fame" or "money"...
DNA test cries "forcible rape"...
Normal people are "shocked"...
Police cries "rape"... Arrests the guy...
Guy in judicial custody... Awaits trial by a fast track court...
Industry doesn't lose much, its only "10-12 crores" riding on this guy...

This is a perfect ploy for a Gangsta movie...

BASED ON REAL LIFE:

This is not a scene/drama from any Bollywood masala flick or drama. But, a real life incident that unfolded last week involving a Bollywood actor Shiney Ahuja, who has been accused of raping his maid at his residence and remanded to judicial custody till July 2 by a local Mumbai court.

He later confessed to the cops that he was alone in his house and had too much alcohol and the maid looked inviting enough to have a go. Who thought she would cry out in the media, as he's influential, has loads of cash and good contacts and compared to that, the maid is from the lower strata, needs money and can be silenced.

Money can buy everything right!! Aaah... sometimes how worng it can be?? Awaiting the end of the story and see what's the climax...

CURTAIN DOWN

NEXT, ACT II.. At the Court...

...... to be continued...