Today's Monday (I hate it so much...), and I don't feel like working in office. Its so boring to be cooped up in a cubicle with the AC working full blast, when the weather outside is so fabulous that it makes you wanna get on cruiser and "Feel Like God" while riding over open roads & the headphones scream of "Riders O' Storm" - Doors. Aaaah, my lungs are screaming for the fresh country air with a wimp of nicotine ....
Well, instead of wasting my time, I tried to create some jokes in the memory of the poor Shine(y) Ahuja and the poorer Bai/Maid who was working at his house when he got intoxicated and raped her. I dunno who's leg I'm trying to pull or whom I'm trying to make famous! :p New readers can visit the Old Story for a refresher on the whole issue. So here we go .... Let the fun begin ....
Q: Which disease does Shiney suffer from?
A: Bai-polar Disorder
Q: Which was Shiney's favourite subject in school?
A: Bai-ology and Bai-o-chemistry
Q: What does Shiney like to ride the most?
A: Bai-cycle or Motor-Bai-eeeeeek
Q: Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync?
A: Bai Bai Bai
Q: What is Shiney's fav bedroom line?
A: Ur a Good Bai. You be a Good Bai!
Q: What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
A: He is Bai-Sexual
Q: Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A: 'Bai'chung Bhutia
Q: Which kind of aircrafts does Shiney love to ride?
A: Bai-planes
Q: What's Shiney Ahuja's favorite song?
A: Maid in India
Q: What kind of food does Shiney like?
A: Home Maid
Q: Why did Shiney hang out with Snoop Dogg?
A: To make rape music
Q: Shiney should now change his name to?
A: (Fade)y Ahuja
Q: What does Shiney use to see far away objects?
A: Bai-noculars
Q: Why doesn't Shiney escort guests outside?
A: He's afraid to say "Good Bai".
Q: Shiney's favourite hangout place?
A: Bai-culla
Q: Why does Shiney advocate use of paper rather than plastic?
A: Because its Bai-o-degradable
Q: Which is Shiney's favourite animal?
A: Bai-son
Q: When Shiney confronted the maid at the police station and asked why she complained what did she say ...?
A: Itne paisa main itnahi milega ... ;)
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